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  1. Santa's Bad Hair Day

Lyrics

SANTA’S BAD HAIR DAY
Copyright 2010 Rick Quarles
Well, you better watch out______ You best get out of his way_______
Cause Santa’s really having_____ A bad hair day________
Every hair on his beard____ and head’s out of place_____
It’s all hanging up and dangling down____ all over his face______
Yea, he’s starting to shout_____ and he’s starting to cry_____
And he’s about to pout_____ and you can sure see why______

Now while he’s making his rounds_____ he don’t want to be seen___
Cause he don’t look so jolly_____ he just looks kinda mean____
His reindeer are grinning____ when he’s not looking their way_____
If he could see in a mirror______ no telling what he’d say___
The hair on his head_____ is standing straight up and out______
While his whiskers and beard_______ are white weeds that have sprout______

[CHORUS]
Yea__ Santa’s___ having a bad hair day_____
You’d best keep your distance__ or he’ll stay away_____
Cause it’s Christmas Eve and there’s no time for a style___
Until he finally gets through____ and that’ll be quite a while______
Yea__ Santa’s___ having a bad hair day_____
He’s checking his list______ but there’s no hair spray_____
Now it’d be best not to tell him__ that his hair’s all a mess____
Just let him finish his work____ or you might get a lot less________

He lost control of his sleigh__ in the atmosphere he strayed_____
Then upper air currents____ blew his Santa hat away_______
In the troposphere____ they began to fly___
Then in the stratosphere______ the sled flew up farther in the sky____
In the cold mesosphere____ they dodged a shooting star__
And in the thermosphere__ the heat was way up far___

In the ionosphere ___radio waves they rode_____
And in the exosphere____ they hung on to their load_____
Then the gravity___ began to pull them all down______
They started falling fast________ toward the snowy ground_____
Santa finally reined in_____ his big reindeer team______
But it was too late for his hair____ it looked like it was steamed____





[CHORUS]
Yea__ Santa’s___ having a bad hair day_____
You’d best keep your distance__ or he’ll stay away_____
Cause it’s Christmas Eve and there’s no time for a style___
Until he finally gets through____ and that’ll be quite a while______
Yea__ Santa’s___ having a bad hair day_____
He’s checking his list______ but there’s no hair spray_____
Now it’d be best not to tell him__ that his hair’s all a mess____
Just let him finish his work____ or you might get a lot less________


So if you wake up tonight______ and just happen to see_____
A big, wiry-haired elf_____ standing near your tree____
You’d best ask him no questions____ and pay him no mind_____
Don’t laugh or make jokes___ just try to be kind_____
Cause if your presents are gone____ you won’t feel very well_____
You’ll wish you’d just offered______ ‘ole Santa some gel_____


[CHORUS]
Yea__ Santa’s___ having a bad hair day_____
You’d best keep your distance__ or he’ll stay away_____
Cause it’s Christmas Eve and there’s no time for a style___
Until he finally gets through____ and that’ll be quite a while______
Yea__ Santa’s___ having a bad hair day_____
He’s checking his list______ but there’s no hair spray_____
Now it’d be best not to tell him__ that his hair’s all a mess____
Just let him finish his work____ or you might get a lot less________


Hey, Santa______ Good to see you ,man_____ You got my new Sony PlayStation there in that bag______ Great___ Hey, man______ what happened to your hair___ Is it that windy outside there______ You got that little static electricity thing going there___ those electrons are really jumping in there aren’t they? ___ Wait, don’t get mad, Santa__ Don’t go, Santa, I was just kidding you________ Where you going with my Wii, man____ Come back here, I’m sorry______